Mama Beyonce

Asked in the June issue of France’s Questions de femmes magazine if she wants kids, she says: “Yes, in 10 years! For the moment, there are still so many things I need to accomplish.”
The singer, 25, and boyfriend Jay-Z have long shot down wedding rumors, and in January

Beyoncé told InStyle: “You can’t rush a man into anything – whether it’s a relationship, marriage or having children. When he’s ready, he’ll let you know.”
But the couple are still going strong: They were spotted on May 22 at the Naomi Campbell’s de Grisogono-sponsored birthday party at the exclusive Hotel du Cap near Cannes (Beyoncé kicks off a British tour on Friday).

Questions de femmes also asks what she likes to do when she isn’t working. “I used to do some painting but I don’t have time anymore – I have to start again,” she says. “I like to watch the Discovery Channel and from time to time DVDs. It depends on how I feel.”

In 10 yrs she will be 35, Jay-Z will be like 85...Bitch is lucky old coots can still spew the juice.

I'm not sure how the people in the front row are feeling about the full view of where those brats will be coming from!

Madge Makes A Movie

Madonna is making her directorial debut with my life story called "Filth & Wisdom"

Let's hope her directing skills are better than her acting ones...does anyone remember

"The Next Best Thing"? I didn't think so. I love Madonna but that fake Brit accent kills me.

Drive Thru Drive By

A Miami Wendy's manager was shot by a drive -thru customer when he was refused extra


Sauce Packets. The Victim only suffered minor injuries. Yet another sign that the world has gone to shit! I guess I won't complain the next time I have to scream my order thru the 3 layered Bullet-proof glass at Taco Bell. visit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13577349/
for full story.

Say it isnt so !

The rumor mill is a-churning that Andre 3000 & Flava of Love cast-off Buckyee are dating....

Lord I hope this isnt true! Andre just lost sooo many cool points.

It just goes to show, men love dumb hoes. I gotta give a bitch her props though, he is the hotness.

Truck Stop Waitress

Dina Lohan with a pre-coked out Lindsay. Dina is rockin' the Xanadu outfit w/ make-up to match!

Bitch looks straight up trailer trash. At lease we see where LiLo gets all that style and grace from.

Drunken Biatch

Always the Pilar of class & grace Britney Spears was seen puking (yes again) at nightclub

SKY BAR

Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had booked a room at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. There was vomit down the front of her dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times.'

Doesn't this hoe realize she can't hold her damn liquor. If rehab didn't stop her from hitting the sauce, maybe praying to the porceline gods will! I'm sure Sean Preston & Jaden are writing this in their diaries. I can't wait for the "tell all".

Slow News Day

Baby Shiloh aka the new messiah turns 1 yrs old and makes the cover of US Weekly.

Of course mom & dad got some doe for the photos.