Showing posts with label Douchebags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Douchebags. Show all posts

Monday, September 10, 2007

KID ROCK/TOMMY LEE VMA PUNCH UP


He said, "I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek. I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish."
"I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me," says Tommy. "They said, 'If you move, we will break your arms.'"

"This is what people do when they have shitty albums and their careers are going down the drain."



This all being said afterKid Rock gave him a "Detroit Ass whipping"
besides the only down the drain career is his own. The last time Tommy Lee had a hit record Jheri curls and mullets were all the rage.

Monday, August 20, 2007

TRYIN TO MAKE A DOLLAR OUT OF 50 CENT



50 Cent dislikes P. Diddy and Jay-Z.

Fiddy also dislikes Clearasil,Proactive and Oxy 10, dude has some serious skin issues


The rapper - real name Curtis Jackson - has no desire to be friends with the two music moguls.

When asked if he ever feels competitive towards Diddy and Jay-Z's business ventures, he replied: "Nah. I don't even like them."

The hip-hop star refused to retract his words when it was suggested they could be misconstrued, saying: "I don't give a f**k."

50 insisted he "respected" Diddy but won't be phoning him to ask for advice.

He told hip-hop website SOHH.com: "In business, I respect what he does. But if we liked each other, we'd call each other to talk for no reason. And me and Puffy, we don't have conversations."

Diddy and Jay-Z are not the first to feel 50's wrath. He has also been involved in a war of words with Kanye West.
The two hip-hop heavyweights are due to do battle in the charts next month when their new albums - 50's 'Curtis' and West's 'Graduation - are both released on September 11.

50 is so confident he will win the sales war, he has threatened to quit music if his rival outsells him.

He said: "Let's raise the stakes. If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I'll no longer perform music. I'll write music and work with my other artists, but I won't put out any more solo albums."

Please if there is a GOD in heaven let Kanye outsell this bastard...Let's raise the stakes again, if the High School Musical 2 soundtrack out sells him he should be forced quit!

Monday, August 13, 2007

DONT LET THE DOOR KNOB HIT YOU IN THE ASS





Karl Rove has resigned. Now he will find some secular job in which to cause scandal.
Maybe he'll blow the cover of a Narc or go around telling 5 yr olds that Santa Claus does'nt extist.

Somewhere GWB is wondering who's going to read all those big-worded documents to him.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

SICKOS


PETA has blasted Michael Moore, because he's a meat eater and they feel he's too fat to helm a documentary about the health industry. PETA urged Michael to become a veggie, because it will help him lose weight.

Michael's latest documentary "SICKO" about healthcare in America will hit theaters this Friday.

Peta wrote to Michael, “There’s an elephant in the room, and it is you."


WTF? What is PETA 12 or something! What does a movie about the healthcare crisis in America have to do w/the ethical treatment of animals? I consider myself an animal lover but geesh, this is idiotic. These are the same people that throw paint on people walking down the street wearing fur & leather. Vandalizm and verbal attacks aren't saving God's creatures assholes!
That took some energy, now I need a turkey sandwich!

Monday, June 25, 2007

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS A HUMBLE MAN


Justin & Jessica biel in Denmark

Justin Timberlake left fans calling him a "fuckface" when he refused to pose for pictures and spit at them outside his Swedish hotel. Justin responded to them by saying, “You’re calling me a fuckface? Go fuck yourself!”

Geesh, Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Douchbag?

When a little girl later asked him for a picture he responded with, “You want me to juggle also?” She then proceeded to kick him in the nutsack.

Ok that part didn't happen, but it should have.
Timberlake sure is tough when his boyfriend Jessica Biel is around.

Friday, June 22, 2007

EDDIE.....YOU ARE THE FATHER!



The he said/she said appears to be over as a rep for Melanie Brown has confirmed to People magazine that Eddie Murphy is the father of the former Spice Girl's baby.

Results of the DNA test taken by Murphy on June 11 were reportedly received by Brown on Thursday.

"He's the baby's father, it's official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his," a source told People. "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all [Brown's]. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

The 32-year-old singer gave birth to Angel Iris Murphy Brown on April 3. On the birth certificate, Brown listed the child’s last name as Murphy.

Brown also has an 8-year-old daughter. Murphy has five children from his marriage to Nicole Mitchell Murphy and one from a previous relationship.

When asked about impending fatherhood in December, Murphy told a television reporter: "And I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir."
A rep for Murphy declined to comment on this latest report


Of course his rep refused to comment, he is too busy ordering Eddie's dinner for tonight....deep fried crow!
Well, I'm sure even Eddie knew the child was his, if I was him I probably wouldn't want to pay child support to 7 kids either. YES people Eddie has 7 count em.. 7 children. Geesh, hasn't this guy ever heard of a condom?

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

FIDDY DISSING OPRAH (AGAIN)




Oprah Winfrey is to 50 Cent what Mariah Carey is to Eminem: a punching bag. Last April, he called out O for her talk show's seeming anti-rapper policy ("I think she caters to older white women," he said) and in November, he launched an even more searing offense, branding her an "oreo" (in the Hate to English Dictionary, that translates as "black outside, white inside"). In the July issue of Spin, he's at it again:

"She doesn't ever say anything that anybody from the ghetto is gonna ID with. Take a poll. You go out and find me some young black women who ID with Oprah...She can escape the fact that she's black because she's a billionaire."



ok...it has come to my realization the fiddy is one of those people that just need to beef. it doesn't really matter who it is, but he just has to fight.
Every 3 months he finds someone else to diss.
I am not Oprah's #1 fan, but as a black woman I do understand what
she says and I do identify w/some of her views. I think black women should start dissing fiddy for insulting our intelligence. Oprah dissed rap, big deal, lots of people diss rap. Let's face it, it's not what it used to be. If Fiddy feels that black women in the ghetto or otherwise "don't identify" with a woman who is educated, earns her own living and isn't a hood rat needs to be boycotted himself.
I personally think his music is crap and I am a hip hop fan.
(uggggg! shaking the anger away) Now I am getting off my soap box and going to listen to some Common,now that's hip hop.


Thursday, June 14, 2007

LOU PEARLMAN ARRESTED IN INDONESIA



Boy-band mogul Lou Pearlman was arrested in an Indonesian hotel early Thursday, turned over to U.S. law enforcement officials and flown to Guam to appear before a judge there, authorities said.

Pearlman was charged with one felony count of bank fraud.

"We expect that he will be returned to Florida," said Steve Cole, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office in Tampa.

Pearlman allegedly defrauded about 1,000 investors of more than $315 million by selling for years a bogus savings account plan, then using their money to cover his losses in other businesses. Banks are hounding him and his companies for more than $120 million, according to court documents.

Pearlman conjured multi-platinum success by piecing together boy bands such as the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync in the 1990s.


Arrest his ass ASAP. Not for fraud, but for creating "The Backstreet Boys" that was an injustice to us ALL!!! Seem this Fat Bastard has yet to respond to subpoenas stemming from ripping off backstreet and Nsync for millions. His punishment should be to pay the public reparations for the insufferable damage caused by listening to horrible Pop music! Put him in the cell with Paris..that is a fate worse than death.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Justice Is Served



Former White House aide I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby was sentenced to 2½ years in prison Tuesday for lying and obstructing the CIA leak investigation.

Libby, the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, stood calmly before a packed courtroom as a federal judge said the evidence overwhelmingly proved his guilt. “People who occupy these types of positions, where they have the welfare and security of nation in their hands, have a special obligation to not do anything that might create a problem,” The U.S. Bureau of Prisons will decide where Libby serves his sentence and set a reporting date. The agency tries to place prisoners close to home whenever possible.

Scooter is the highest ranking Gov official to be convicted since Iran Contra.

Send this Douche to Rikers!!!! This asshole put a CIA operative's life in danger, because of his bullshit politics. Then lied about it and blamed everyone possible, including NBC host Tim Russert!

Scooter, make sure that you grease your anus area so that when your new cellmate Bubba fucks you the way you fucked Valerie Plame, it won't hurt so much. Also, it's ok to suck cock when your in prison & still be an upstanding republican..remember going gay in prison "does'nt count"

I know in my heart that he will be sent to some cushy "white collar" prison w/tennis courts and steak dinners. But a girl can dream.....

Monday, June 4, 2007

Politics As Usual



Once again the good people of New Orleans are being screwed.This time by their local Congressman.

Rep. William Jefferson, D-La., was indicted Monday on federal charges of racketeering, money-laundering and soliciting more than $400,000 in bribes in connection with years of trying to broker business deals in Africa.
This comes 2 yrs after Jefferson's home was raided and 90,000 cash was found in his freezer!


Let me just say this is the reason I am registered independent. Folks think that Dems won't screw you like the Repubs will...think again people. ALL politicians are SCUM and when given enough power they become MAJOR SCUM!



Full story at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19031423/