TRICK DADDY GETS A BEAT DOWN

Rapper Trick Daddy was arrested at Florida strip joint "Tootsies" (wha?)
Trick was apparently knocked out and had to be taken away in an ambulance.
He is currently being held on $1500 bond.
judging by this poor bastards mug shot, he got the beat down.
Damn...he must have skipped on the tip.

KID ROCK/TOMMY LEE VMA PUNCH UP

He said, "I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek. I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish."
"I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me," says Tommy. "They said, 'If you move, we will break your arms.'"

"This is what people do when they have shitty albums and their careers are going down the drain."


This all being said afterKid Rock gave him a "Detroit Ass whipping"
besides the only down the drain career is his own. The last time Tommy Lee had a hit record Jheri curls and mullets were all the rage.

GET ME BODIED

When did he get that body? Either way, I'd let him hump me sideways.

BRITNEY COMEBACK DISASTER

Bad Hair extensions - $2.00

Jiggling Love handles in bikini - 37 bags of cheetos

Out of sync lip synching - $1000 to sound guy

Stumbling on stage looking wasted in high heels ruining what's left
your career in front of millions - Priceless

Owen Wilson better make room, Britney is prob at home to slitting her damn wrists..

HALLE BERRY KNOCKED UP

Halle Berry 41, has confirmed that she is expecting her 1st child w/ model Gabriel Aubry.
I'm happy for her,but she still bores the shit out me.

USHER & TEMEKA WEDDING PHOTOS

Ok , start placing your bets on how long this union will last , I give it 1 year.
Isnt this chick supposed to be like 5 months preg? She's still skinny,you need a magnifying glass to detect that fetus. Who does she think she is Nicole Richie?