VIVICA PULLS A MEL GIBSON

TMZ has obtained documents that when Vivica Fox's scary ass face was busted on DUI suspicions, she was "demeaning" and "racial."

The officer says in the report, after she was stopped, "Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, 'Brother help a sister -- are you going to let this racist white cop do this ... well are you?'"
In the section of the report in which the officers are asked to describe the demeanor of the person they're arresting, the officer wrote "demeaning." We're told things got volatile enough that a patrol sergeant was called to the scene.
Daniel Laubscher, the officer who wrote the report, and who Fox called "racist," is white. The other officer, called "brother" by Fox, is Sam Dealba -- and he's Hispanic.
Fox was taken to the station where a breath test was administered. The report reads, "Fox then burped quite loudly and I then aborted the test." She was also advised she could take off her 3-4 inch high heeled spiked boots, but "she told me she was a dancer and felt more comfortable wearing them."

Drinking and driving in LA must be the "new black". Don't these hoes believe in taxi cabs? What the hell kind of dancer is Vivica Fox? Bitch was wasted!

USHER & TEMEKA EXPECTING

Usher announced that he's expecting a child with fiancee, Tameka Foster.
There are rumors that the kid may be Foster's ex husband's

Usher said, "We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives."


The baby is going to be really cute....2 fuglies always make a hot baby.

GYLLENSPOON KAPUT

Here's tje scoop on the collaspe of
Reese Witherspoon, 31, and Jake Gyllenhaal, 26

"They just recently broke up. It's totally and completely over," an insider declares to People. "Reese was the one who had to do it."

The source also echoes another spy's assertion to Us that the Oscar-winning mom of Ava, 7, and son Deacon, 3, is determined to focus her energy on her adorable tykes in the post-Ryan Phillippe era.

"She just got out of a divorce and was so concerned with her family," maintains the mole, "she just didn't have the time for [Jake] and he really demanded that."
Concludes the spy, "They're still friends. Things are fine, but it was a clean break -- [there's] no chance of getting back together."

They broke up because they bored each other to tears. Jake is cute and all but being with him would be like watching paint dry.
I'm glad it's over,I hate the nickname Gyllenspoon. It sounds like some weird sexual position.

RIP LIZ

Liz Claiborne died today at the age of 78.
She suffered from cancer.

C. U. N.ext T.uesday

The wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards called into MSNBC’s “Hardball” on Tuesday to confront Ann Coulter on her personal attacks on her husband and family.

Mrs. Edwards called in to response to Ann Coulter saying that John Edwards should be blown up by terrorist.


Chris Matthews: You know who's on the line? Somebody to respond to what you said Edwards yesterday morning -- Elizabeth Edwards. She wanted to call in today we said she could. Elizabeth Edwards go on the line you're on the line with Ann Coulter

Elizabeth Edwards: Hello, Chris.

Matthews: You wanna say something directly to the person who's with me?

Edwards: I'm calling you … in the South when someone does something that displeases us, we wanna ask them politely to stop doing it. Uh - I'd like to ask Ann Coulter -- if she wants to debate on issues, on positions -- we certainly disagree with nearly everything she said on your show today -- but uh it's quite another matter for these personal attacks that the things she has said over the years not just about John but about other candidates. It lowers our political dialogue precisely at the time that we need to raise it. So I want to use the opportunity … to ask her politely stop the personal attacks.

Ann Coulter: OK, so I made a joke -- let's see six months ago -- and as you point out they've been raising money off of it for six months since then.

Matthews: This is yesterday morning, what you said about him.

Coulter: I didn't say anything about him actually either time.

Edwards: Ann, you know that's not true. And once more its been going on for sometime.

Coulter: I don't mind you trying to raise money. I mean it's better this than giving $50,000 speeches to the poor.

Edwards: I'm asking you.

Coulter: Just to use my name on the Web pages…

Edwards: I'm asking you politely…

Coulter: … but as for a debate with me, um yeah, sure. Yeah, we'll have a debate

Edwards: I'm asking you politely to stop personal attacks.

Coulter: How bout you stop raising money on the Web page then?

Edwards: It didn't start it did not...

Coulter: No you don't have cause I don't mind

Edwards: It did not start with that you had a column a number of years ago

Coulter: OK, great the wife of a presidential candidate is calling in asking me to stop speaking...

Matthews: Let her finish the point...

Coulter: You're asking me to stop speaking, stop writing columns, stop writing your books.

Matthews: OK, Ann. Please.

Coulter: OK

Edwards: You wrote a column a couple years ago which made fun of the moment of Charlie Dean's death, and suggested that my husband had a bumper sticker on the back of his car that said ask me about my dead son. This is not legitimate political dialogue.

Coulter: That's now three years ago --

Edwards: It debases political dialogue. It drives people away from the process. We can't have a debate about issues if you're using this kind of language.

Coulter: Yeah why isn't John Edwards making this call?

Matthews: Well do you want to respond and we'll end this conversation?

Edwards: I haven't talked to John about this call.

Coulter: This is just another attempt for –

Edwards: I'm making this call as a mother. I'm the mother of that boy who died. My children participate -- these young people behind you are the age of my children. You're asking them to participate in a dialogue that's based on hatefulness and ugliness instead of on the issues and I don't think that's serving them or this country very well.

[Applause from the crowd]

Matthews: Thank you very much Elizabeth Edwards. (Turning to Coulter) Do you want to -- you have all the time in the world to respond.

Coulter: I think we heard all we need to hear. The wife of a presidential candidate is asking me to stop speaking. No.


Coulter Cunt is at it again, not ONCE did she even answer the question as to why she is even making these attacks in the first place. Whenever this hoe is asked a question on ANY show she appears on her responses are usually vague , stupid or "read my book". I say we slip this bitch some ether and drop her in the middle of the Iraqi desert, maybe she will get kidnapped and have her head chopped off. I'd pay money to see that shit.

SICKOS

PETA has blasted Michael Moore, because he's a meat eater and they feel he's too fat to helm a documentary about the health industry. PETA urged Michael to become a veggie, because it will help him lose weight.

Michael's latest documentary "SICKO" about healthcare in America will hit theaters this Friday.

Peta wrote to Michael, “There’s an elephant in the room, and it is you."


WTF? What is PETA 12 or something! What does a movie about the healthcare crisis in America have to do w/the ethical treatment of animals? I consider myself an animal lover but geesh, this is idiotic. These are the same people that throw paint on people walking down the street wearing fur & leather. Vandalizm and verbal attacks aren't saving God's creatures assholes!
That took some energy, now I need a turkey sandwich!

FOXY BROWN GETS A BEAT DOWN

I know this is like old news, but Foxy brown was beaten and robbed by 3 hoes...no, literally 3 hoes...in Brooklyn on 6/23. She was leaving a party at the Pink Houses (very gully PJ's in Brooklyn) and was sitting in a car, when she broke up with her boyfriend ,Roshawn Anthony,after learning he was a pimp. He then called some of his hoes and the rest is history. The Hoes in question got away w/$500 cash, some credit cards,hand fulls of weave and took the bitches hearing aid! Foxy was said to be more concerned about her hair, because she wanted people to believe it was real (being she is 1/2 Filipino)
Bitch is now saying it wasn't her, but the police told MTV news it was indeed Foxy Brown aka Inga Merchand....

I can't say I feel sorry for her. She has put the smack on a few poor store clerks, nail techs and is a all-around BIATCH. The Karma Police were working overtime.

Full story at http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1563281/20070625/foxy_brown.jhtml

WRESTLEMANIA MURDER/SUICIDE

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.

Investigators found anabolic steroids in the house and want to know whether the muscle man nicknamed “The Canadian Crippler” was unhinged by the bodybuilding drugs, which can cause paranoia, depression and explosive outbursts known as “roid rage.”

Authorities offered no motive for the killings, which were spread out over a weekend, and would not discuss Benoit’s state of mind. No suicide note was found.
Benoit’s 43-year-old wife was killed Friday in an upstairs family room, her feet and wrists were bound and there was blood under her head, indicating a possible struggle, Ballard said. Daniel was probably killed late Saturday or early Sunday, the body found in his bed, the district attorney said.

Benoit, 40, apparently hanged himself several hours and as long as a day later, Ballard said. His body was found in a downstairs weight room, his body found hanging from the pulley of a piece of exercise equipment.

This is yet another reason, why I won't date an athlete. Those enhancement drugs are nothing but trouble. This is fucking sad. Why would someone kill a 7 yr old boy, their son no less. Steroids should be illegal (not sure if they are).
They should be treated with the same regard as cocaine or Heroin.

Read full story at

DUMB HOE OF THE WEEK IS.....

Cameron Diaz has apologized for carrying around a purse that irked many of the locals when she visited Peru's Machu Picchu on Friday. The fugly bag had a star and the words "Serve the People" in Chinese. The slogan comes from the late Communist leader Mao Zedong who an insurgency in the 80s in Peru which left nearly 70,000 people dead.

Cameron said in a statement, "I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it."

"I'm sorry for any people's pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country's history."

She reminds me of those girls that get asian tatoos,cuz they look hot but don't really know what they mean. They should have rushed this fool and gave her a good beat down.

HOLLY "WOOD" SWINGING

Ben affleck ,was standing at "attention" after what looks to have been an
"a"rousing swim. His shit looks a little slim. I used to kinda have a crush on Ben, but now I think I'm over it......What can I say, I need a thick one!

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS A HUMBLE MAN

Justin & Jessica biel in Denmark

Justin Timberlake left fans calling him a "fuckface" when he refused to pose for pictures and spit at them outside his Swedish hotel. Justin responded to them by saying, “You’re calling me a fuckface? Go fuck yourself!”

Geesh, Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Douchbag?

When a little girl later asked him for a picture he responded with, “You want me to juggle also?” She then proceeded to kick him in the nutsack.

Ok that part didn't happen, but it should have.
Timberlake sure is tough when his boyfriend Jessica Biel is around.

EDDIE.....YOU ARE THE FATHER!

The he said/she said appears to be over as a rep for Melanie Brown has confirmed to People magazine that Eddie Murphy is the father of the former Spice Girl's baby.

Results of the DNA test taken by Murphy on June 11 were reportedly received by Brown on Thursday.

"He's the baby's father, it's official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his," a source told People. "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all [Brown's]. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

The 32-year-old singer gave birth to Angel Iris Murphy Brown on April 3. On the birth certificate, Brown listed the child’s last name as Murphy.

Brown also has an 8-year-old daughter. Murphy has five children from his marriage to Nicole Mitchell Murphy and one from a previous relationship.

When asked about impending fatherhood in December, Murphy told a television reporter: "And I don't know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir."
A rep for Murphy declined to comment on this latest report

Of course his rep refused to comment, he is too busy ordering Eddie's dinner for tonight....deep fried crow!
Well, I'm sure even Eddie knew the child was his, if I was him I probably wouldn't want to pay child support to 7 kids either. YES people Eddie has 7 count em.. 7 children. Geesh, hasn't this guy ever heard of a condom?

PARIS LETTERS FROM THE BELLY OF THE BEAST

LOS ANGELES - It appears Paris Hilton has found a way to pass the time behind bars — responding to her penitentiary pen pals.

In her own Hilty handwriting, Paris replied to one of the thousands of pieces of fan mail she has received behind bars.

“I just read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life,” reads the letter, written on plain stationary.
A rep for Paris confirmed the authenticity of the note, which was posted by E! Online.

“I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation. And the letters I'm receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone,” Paris wrote. “Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family.” The letter is signed, “Love always, Paris Hilton XOXO” with tiny hearts dotting the "i"s in her name.


However, Paris' time for penning her thanks may be short-lived as she is expected to be released from the Lynwood Detention Facility on Monday.

I can't believe this hoe has "fans". Is it even possible to be a fan of someone with no real talents ( blow jobs excluded )? Has it really been 23 days since her lockdown?..no didn't think so...bitch is in jail for less than 2 weeks,now she is one of "God's messengers"(Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family"). You know as soon as this she is released she is headed straight for the club and her coke dealer.
I'm really hoping someone would shank this trash in the weight room.

Nicole Richie has decided she doesn't want to spend time in the slammer. TMZ reports that her lawyer said they will fight her charge. A trial has been set for July 11.

This is her second DUI. If she's convicted then she faces as little as 5 days up to a year in prison.

Ughh, didn't she tell Letterman that she was ready to face her sentence or something!
I hope this hoe gets sent up the river right along with Paris.
This would be a great tool for the Scared Straight program. with these two idiots behind bars, no one will want to go to prison ever again.

NICOLE RICHIE SWALLOWS WATERMELON SEED

Ok, so she didn't swallow a seed (although that is probably what she had for dinner last night), but she is indeed looking very knocked up, although she continues to deny this. It's not like we think she is getting fat, she has to ingest something besides jizz to do that.

BRITNEY ASK HER 2 FANS TO NAME HER ALBUM

LOS ANGELES -- Lindsay Lohan and her personal problems have enlivened the punch lines of late-night TV hosts. Now, Britney Spears is taking a turn.

In a posting on her Web site titled, "You'll Never See It My Way, Because You're Not Like Me," the 25-year-old pop princess asks her "most die-hard fans" to help name her upcoming album.


One potential title is a joke about Lohan: "Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like." Other possibilities: "What If the Joke Is on You," "Down Boy," "Integrity" and "Dignity."

Members of Spears' fan club can cast their votes on the Web site.

Leslie Sloane Zelnik, a spokeswoman for both Spears and Lohan, didn't immediately respond Thursday to an e-mail seeking comment.

Lohan entered rehab May 28 after a wild Memorial Day weekend during which the 20-year-old actress crashed her Mercedes-Benz into a curb, was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car.

Spears, too, has run into trouble. She completed a monthlong stay at rehabilitation treatment facility in March after attracting an onslaught of media attention for wild behavior that included partying with Paris Hilton and a stop at a San Fernando Valley hair salon, where she shaved her own head.
How about "I AM A TRASHY WHORE WHO NEEDS TO FALL OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH"

FIDDY DISSING OPRAH (AGAIN)

Oprah Winfrey is to 50 Cent what Mariah Carey is to Eminem: a punching bag. Last April, he called out O for her talk show's seeming anti-rapper policy ("I think she caters to older white women," he said) and in November, he launched an even more searing offense, branding her an "oreo" (in the Hate to English Dictionary, that translates as "black outside, white inside"). In the July issue of Spin, he's at it again:

"She doesn't ever say anything that anybody from the ghetto is gonna ID with. Take a poll. You go out and find me some young black women who ID with Oprah...She can escape the fact that she's black because she's a billionaire."


ok...it has come to my realization the fiddy is one of those people that just need to beef. it doesn't really matter who it is, but he just has to fight.
Every 3 months he finds someone else to diss.
I am not Oprah's #1 fan, but as a black woman I do understand what
she says and I do identify w/some of her views. I think black women should start dissing fiddy for insulting our intelligence. Oprah dissed rap, big deal, lots of people diss rap. Let's face it, it's not what it used to be. If Fiddy feels that black women in the ghetto or otherwise "don't identify" with a woman who is educated, earns her own living and isn't a hood rat needs to be boycotted himself.
I personally think his music is crap and I am a hip hop fan.
(uggggg! shaking the anger away) Now I am getting off my soap box and going to listen to some Common,now that's hip hop.

LOU PEARLMAN ARRESTED IN INDONESIA

Boy-band mogul Lou Pearlman was arrested in an Indonesian hotel early Thursday, turned over to U.S. law enforcement officials and flown to Guam to appear before a judge there, authorities said.

Pearlman was charged with one felony count of bank fraud.

"We expect that he will be returned to Florida," said Steve Cole, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office in Tampa.

Pearlman allegedly defrauded about 1,000 investors of more than $315 million by selling for years a bogus savings account plan, then using their money to cover his losses in other businesses. Banks are hounding him and his companies for more than $120 million, according to court documents.

Pearlman conjured multi-platinum success by piecing together boy bands such as the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync in the 1990s.

Arrest his ass ASAP. Not for fraud, but for creating "The Backstreet Boys" that was an injustice to us ALL!!! Seem this Fat Bastard has yet to respond to subpoenas stemming from ripping off backstreet and Nsync for millions. His punishment should be to pay the public reparations for the insufferable damage caused by listening to horrible Pop music! Put him in the cell with Paris..that is a fate worse than death.

WHOOPIE ON THE VIEW

According to Star Magazine Whoopi Goldberg will be Rosie O'Donnell's replace on The View this Fall. They say their source claims it's 99% confirmed. Whoopi lives in NYC, has her own radio talk show and has guested on the show several times. She apparently beat out Kathy Griffin, Roseanne Barr, Gayle King and Ricki Lake. A network source says that they were close to taking Kathy, but Whoopi won them over.


Although I do love Roseanne ( one of the best tv shows ever) I am glad they did choose a sista, you can't be the view with out all perspectives (They also need a
latina). Hopefull Whoopie won't be too boring (have u heard her satellite show...snoooze) and will give Hasslewreck a nice verbal beatdown. I'm so glad they passed on Kathy Griffin, she is funny for about 10 minutes then she just gets annoying. I still think this show is garbage, but if it's going to continue to pollute the airwaves....bring on Whoopie

SIDELINE HOE

Rhianna told PEOPLE magazine that Jay-Z, pre-screens dudes before they can date her ass. She said, "He's very protective. Jay has my best interests in mind. If it's a good guy I know Jay won't shut him down. But if he's not, Jay will be like, 'No, no, no.' "

Um......he wants you for himself you fool.....have'nt you noticed that your still single? There is nary a brain in that huge forehead is there?
I have to admire Jay-Z, he knows how to keep his bitches in check!

TOGETHER AGAIN?

Rumors are flying that Shitney & FED-EX are getting back together

This source said, "When she was on vacation she was in the best mood she's been in for ages. She confessed it was because she and Kevin are slowly moving towards getting back together."

Wow , what a love story this is...Hoe marries Douche, Hoe divorces Douche, Hoe has nervous breakdown and shaves her head,Douche gets more famous than ever and a contract with AXE body spray (not to mention spousal support), Hoe realizes her plans to ruin Douche backfired ( he is now looks less douchie), Hoe now wants to get back with Douche. This is because Douche prob will take kids away from Hoe because she is a wreck.

Ugg this is too much...my head hurts.

ISIAH WASHINGTON FIRED

He drew fire after using the anti-gay epithet backstage at the Golden Globe Awards in January while denying he'd used it previously on the set against cast mate T.R. Knight.

Gay rights groups and cast member Katherine Heigl, who publicly denounced Washington, were among his most vocal critics.

"This is something that will have changed the scope of his life," Heigl told Entertainment Weekly last month. Washington was "sorry and embarrassed" for the mistake, she said.

Washington tried to make amends and said he was seeking therapy.

He also met with officials from the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network and the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation and filmed a public service announcement in which he said "words have power" to hurt or heal.

Ok , let me just say this was overkill from day one. I am not saying the "F" word is a good word, it's not. But he said it out of anger and to a non-gay person.
Plus he apologized and went to rehab(?) He didnt say it to TR Knight. geesh. this show is going to suck now. I think Dr. Burke's character was a large part of the show. Now that Whiney Bitch (yeah I said it)
T.R. Knight is rumored to be leaving and judging by the season finale he just might be. I also love the character of George and Addison is having her spin off so who's left? The Chief rocks, Dr. Bailey is my homegirl. I HATE that big baby Meredith, I know it's her show and all, but she needs to grow up already. I will still tune in,
because in all honesty it is a great show, but with so many of it's main
character's leaving , where will it go and who will they bring in to take our minds off of our loss?
See this is why I like ER, you never have this over at NBC!



http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=264890>1=7703

JUSTICE IS SERVED !

Paris Hilton was sent screaming and crying back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her sentence behind bars rather than in the comfort of her Hollywood Hills home.

“It’s not right!” shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. “Mom!” she cried out to her mother.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress was taken handcuffed from her home in a black-and-white police car, paparazzi sprinting in pursuit and helicopters broadcasting live from above. She entered the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, without makeup, wearing a fuzzy gray sweat shirt over slacks.

Yes boys and girls, Paris is back in the slammer. apparently Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was upset that Sheriff Lee Baca released Paris early for her undisclosed "medical condition" (Herpes).
I think that it's just ironic and yes funny as shit that she is screaming and crying for her mamma. I still don't think this hoebag will spend more than a week behind bars , but it still gives my heart a tingle to have that superior smirk she had after her release wiped off of her ugly little face. Don't drop the soap and sleep with your legs closed hoe!
Maybe America will wake up and stop making no-talent retards like Paris , Nicole , and Kim Kardashian famous. These bitches are taking up precious oxygen.
Let's all sign a petition to give this bitch the chair!

OWWWWAAAA!!!

Happy 49th b-day PRINCE,The HAGS luv ya!

PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!

Bob Barker taped his last episode of "The Price is Right" yesterday after 35 years of hosting the game show. The final show will air twice on June 15th, once in the morning and once at night.

Bob told the studio audience, "I thank you, thank you, thank you for inviting me into your home for more than 50 years. I'm truly grateful, and I hope that all of you have enjoyed your visit to 'The Price Is Right.'"

I'm sure that he will miss touching on his Price is Right "beauties". Old Bob has been in trouble a few times over the years for copping a feel or three.
I must admit I'm gonna miss this old coot,but lets be real ,this show is gonna tank now that Bob has moved on.

PARIS GOES FREE

After only three days behind bars, Paris Hilton traded a 12-by-8-foot cell for her 2,700-square-foot Hollywood Hills home when she was released early Thursday because of an unspecified medical condition.

Hilton will be under home confinement, wearing an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet, for the remaining 40 days of her sentence for violating probation in a reckless driving case.

This piece of trash was apparently released due to a "skin condition".

Let me get this straight, this hoe has a herpes outbreak and now she gets
to sit at home and get waited on hand and foot by some poor immigrant woman!!!
I am outraged. Is Cali's justice system this fucking starstruck !!!
If she were poor or a minority her ass would be rotting. They lock Martha "the queen" Stewart away for 2 yrs and let this human genital wart infect the earth!
This just proves that not only is Justice blind, but also very stupid.

MASTER OF THE FLYING "GUILLO" TEEN !!!

Audience members said the trouble started when a spectator lobbed something at Akon during a concert Sunday at Dutchess Stadium and the 34-year-old singer asked the crowd to point out the culprit. A security guard picked out a 15-year-old and sent him up to the stage, where Akon hoisted him onto his shoulders and flung him back into the audience, The Poughkeepsie Journal reported Thursday.

ok so there are no "guillos" in this story , but I thought it was funny anyway!

seems the kid landed on a woman in the crowd and she suffered a concussion. she has now hired a lawyer and says she only wants an "apology" from Akon. I'd say she wants about a million bucks worth of apologies! Geesh, people always suing for something nowadays. Just get your med bills paid and let it go.

either way, this is coming off the heels of the whole dry-humping 14 yr old girl incident, the guy just needs to sing his songs in that annoyingly melodic robot voice he has and get his ass off the stage. Everytime he tries to be "outrageous" shit goes horribly wrong. Akon aka "Mr. Roboto" has yet to be charged with any crime.
Whoever this kid is should have his ass kicked, not for throwing shit onstage but for missing his target!!! He deserved getting chucked off stage for throwing like a girl!

Justice Is Served

Former White House aide I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby was sentenced to 2½ years in prison Tuesday for lying and obstructing the CIA leak investigation.

Libby, the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, stood calmly before a packed courtroom as a federal judge said the evidence overwhelmingly proved his guilt. “People who occupy these types of positions, where they have the welfare and security of nation in their hands, have a special obligation to not do anything that might create a problem,” The U.S. Bureau of Prisons will decide where Libby serves his sentence and set a reporting date. The agency tries to place prisoners close to home whenever possible.
Scooter is the highest ranking Gov official to be convicted since Iran Contra.

Send this Douche to Rikers!!!! This asshole put a CIA operative's life in danger, because of his bullshit politics. Then lied about it and blamed everyone possible, including NBC host Tim Russert!

Scooter, make sure that you grease your anus area so that when your new cellmate Bubba fucks you the way you fucked Valerie Plame, it won't hurt so much. Also, it's ok to suck cock when your in prison & still be an upstanding republican..remember going gay in prison "does'nt count"

I know in my heart that he will be sent to some cushy "white collar" prison w/tennis courts and steak dinners. But a girl can dream.....

Rock Separates from his wife

LOS ANGELES -- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has split with his wife of 10 years. The 35-year-old pro wrestler-turned-action star announced his separation from wife Dany Garcia Johnson in a statement to People magazine on Friday.

"We've been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years together as a couple and look forward to spending the rest our lives together as best friends and business partners," the statement said. "We will continue to advance and manage our business interests, our philanthropic efforts and most importantly the raising of our child together."
The couple have a 5 yr old daughter. The Rock is currently filming "Get Smart" with Steve Carrell.

Vajayjays everywhere just got a little wetter.

GOING TO THE CHAPEL?

It is rumored that he asked her to marry him while on vacation in Cannes and she said yes. Sources also say he's going to get "the biggest diamond she can fit on her finger." and "This will be the hip-hop wedding to end all hip-hop weddings

I hope for her sake that this is true, how long can a bitch be strung along anyways?

Forever,just ask Shannon Tweed...

Politics As Usual

Once again the good people of New Orleans are being screwed.This time by their local Congressman.

Rep. William Jefferson, D-La., was indicted Monday on federal charges of racketeering, money-laundering and soliciting more than $400,000 in bribes in connection with years of trying to broker business deals in Africa.
This comes 2 yrs after Jefferson's home was raided and 90,000 cash was found in his freezer!

Let me just say this is the reason I am registered independent. Folks think that Dems won't screw you like the Repubs will...think again people. ALL politicians are SCUM and when given enough power they become MAJOR SCUM!



Full story at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19031423/

Johnny Depp wins MTV Movie Awards

Now Normally , I could give a damn about MTV awards shows, but hey I luv me some Johnny Depp! He picked up the golden popcorn for his role as Capt. Jack Sparrow.

Johnny is the man and has so many great bodies of work, too bad only MTV is willing to give him his due. Depp has yet to receive any Golden Globe or Academy awards.


also.....
Jack Nicholson won "best villian" for the Departed
Gerard Butler won "Best Fight" for 300
Jayden Smith won "breakthrough performance" for The Pursuit of Happyness
Will Farrell & Sasha Baron Cohen won for "Best Kiss" for Talladegha Nights

Meet Bertha's New Bitch

Now that Paris is officially an inmate, maybe Nicole and get the floor plan of the prison tattooed on her back and violate her probation, so she can go to jail and break Paris out! Wait..This plan won't work..Paris can't read a map..hell,Paris can't even read. Plus Nicole does'nt have enough meat on her back for a tattoo, the needle would puncture an artery and she would die.

Jack Kavorkian Released from prison

LANSING, Mich. - Jack Kevorkian, the retired pathologist dubbed “Dr. Death” after claiming he had participated in at least 130 assisted suicides, left prison after eight years Friday still believing people have the right to die.
A smiling Kevorkian, now 79, said it was “one of the high points in life” as he walked out with his attorney.



Dr. Kavorkian has stated that he will no longer practice Euthanism, but will fight for it's legalization.....As a resident of Michigan and seeing 1st hand what "Dr. Death" went through with the whole trial and trying to make people understand that if someone is suffering and wants to die...well it should be their right. It makes me think of that movie "Million dollar baby" where Hilary Swank has her legs amputated and can barely breathe. She asks Clint Eastwood to put her out of her misery and he does....I think if I were in her shoes (or lack there of) , I would have wanted the same thing. Why is it ok to put an animal out of it's misery, but not a human being...hell we are animals too.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18974940/

Cruisin' after Boozin'

Tracy Morgan who was arrested earlier this year on drunk driving charges is cleaning up his act and getting ready to host Spike TV's "Guy's Choice Awards". The actor/comedian will be wearing an alcohol monitoring device on his ankle.

On his drunk driving, he said: "It happened. Unfortunately, it happened. I'm not perfect. I'm like anyone else. Driving under the influence isn't cool. I have kids and I don't want anyone to get the wrong message about that. It's something I've resolved in my life. Things got a little bumpy and it was taken care of. And I feel great about it and feel good in my sobriety."

I love Tracey Morgan and I hope he gets his act together. I would hate for us to lose another beloved comedian to substance abuse.....How in the hell do you monitor alcohol from an ankle device?.....1st there was over the counter drug testing kits, now this. A Hoe can't get away w/shit these days.